I was leaving a bar the other day, when a fat bird walked through the door before me, being reasonble I let her through. She gave me the eye and said "Awww thankyou, what a gentleman". I then replied "I only done it because we both wouldn't have fit through the door at the same time".
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I try to be healthy, so every day I walk 2 miles. although, it's a bit of a pain at the end of the week, as I'm 14 miles away from home.
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Has anyone else noticed the 'Brain' named itself?
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My girlfriend is getting a bit chubby, so I've bought her some running gear so she can go jogging.
And I can change the locks.Submitted by: giorgiss
"I guess I'm going to have to get my hands dirty." I chuckled.
Anyway, that was my last day as a Gynecologist.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why is it that everybody that wants me to sponsor them to do the Run for Life looks like running for a bus would kill them?
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My New Year's resolution was to get personal trainers for me and my wife.
It.seems silly to share a pair when our feet are completely different sizes.Submitted by: giorgiss
I phoned up my physiotherapist earlier to get advice on new exercises.
'Whats the best way to do chin-ups?' I asked.
'Hang on a minute...'
'Cheers,' I said and hung up.Submitted by: giorgiss
My gym has the nicest people working there.
I drive by and wave every day.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love those new Dyson hand dryers. From now on I'm definitely gonna start washing my hands when I've been to the toilet.
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