Wow! the only thing worst than my jokes is the sickipedia check for exisiting scheme!
but anyway i'm in this internet cafe...Submitted by: giorgiss
Today a woman told me how she hated the rejected feeling she gets when she holds a baby and it starts to cry.
I told her she could avoid this by not holding babies.Submitted by: giorgiss
The misses always goes on about how she wants to do something exciting like go on safari and experience Africa...
...so I sat her in front of the computer, replaced internet explorer, and gave her aids from a dirty needle.Submitted by: giorgiss
Some guy from a charity just came to my door asking for 10 a month for sick children or something. He said it worked out at about 30p a day.
I thought for a minute and realised that 30p a day isn't much.
So I'm going to go for Spotify PremiumSubmitted by: giorgiss
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A computers worst nightmare.Submitted by: giorgiss
I can't help thinking that Amazon are getting lazy.
Under 'Recommended for you', they have listed a 20 gift voucher.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just had a call from a really nice Nigerian man representing Facebook. He took my credit card details and is going to sort out the annual payment to Facebook for me. Thank god I got that sorted!
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Groupon deal 17 for a facial and wrap. You can pay 3 for the wrap and get the facial for free in Sunderland.
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