Why do celebrities call their children such silly names. My parents called me Robert because they had more respect for me.
Regards,
R. SendSubmitted by: giorgiss
Mr. and Mrs. King were in the hospital with their newborn baby.
"What shall we name him?" she asked.
"How about Joseph?" he replied.
The nurse with the birth certificate looked at the baby and said: "You've got to be Joe King!".Submitted by: giorgiss
When my son asked me what my first nickname was I replied, 'Scarface'. "But dad you have no scars on your face?", "No, but I introduced your mother to my little friend".
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What do you call a black dwarf?
A ne-growSubmitted by: giorgiss
I've just found out that my ex-girlfriend's nickname was 'good day'.
She was had by all.Submitted by: giorgiss
So the Press is calling Romney "Mitt the Twit"... Shame he's not called Matt.
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How come there are so many bus drivers called Drive?
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My wife hates her new nickname. I gave it to her after that group of youths viciously attacked her lower half with large metal poles, leaving her legs useless.
Never mind, Rodney will be out the hospital soon.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate's all call me 'chocolate'.
I'm not black, or even have a tan.
It's that when I'm out, fat birds can't get enough of me.Submitted by: giorgiss
A little boy at school on his first day was asked by the teacher what his name was.
The boy replied, "Six and seven-eighths".
The teacher asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name and he replied, "They just picked it out of a hat".Submitted by: giorgiss
