My wife was stressed out earlier, so I decapitated her.
Hope that took the weight off her shouldersSubmitted by: giorgiss
I've decided to give up paedophilia.
No kidding.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got a herb belt for Christmas.
Complete waist of thyme.Submitted by: giorgiss
RomeoAndJuliet.docx is a play on word.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Submitted by: giorgiss
People who have Bluetooth handsets need a clip round the ear.
Submitted by: giorgiss
NatWest have installed the first ever cash machine in a tree in Epping Forest.
If it proves successful, they might open them in other branches.Submitted by: giorgiss
So, I was working in a library and this bloke comes up to me and says, "Do you have a bookmark?"
I said, "Yes, we have hundreds...but my name's Dave"Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt.....
So, I made a move on her.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Storm spares Philippines capital"
I thought the X-Men were fictional.Submitted by: giorgiss
