I poured a can of soda on my wife's breast before sucking on them during foreplay.
It didn't help because they were still flat.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's Buzz Aldrin's favorite sweet?
A Polo.Submitted by: giorgiss
I invented giraffes by uppercutting horses.
Submitted by: giorgiss
cant wait to this day four weeks ago to watch back to the future.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Looking at the sea of faces, eyes filled with panic, crushed together in fear of their lives, Scouse voices shrieking out, I felt that I was reliving the horror of Hillsborough. Then I remembered....
I was in Matalan.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love to lick my wife's melons first thing in the morning.
Environmental Health have closed down her market stall twice, though.Submitted by: giorgiss
I owe a lot to my parents.
Especially my mother and my father.Submitted by: giorgiss
Yesterday was my birthday.
Doctors are stunned by the fact that I can speak and type being only a day old.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Judge Judy.
"OBJECTION", I screamed.Submitted by: giorgiss
What goes: ... ker-click, click, whiff ... ker-click, click, whiff ...
Paralympic table tennis - blind category.Submitted by: giorgiss
