I used to have a job making furniture out of plants.
I'll tell you, it was no bed of roses.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm certain more of my house plants would survive if they had the ability to beg for water and food like my kids do.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've got some landscape gardeners in at the moment,
And was quite surprised when Didier Drogba turned up in the van with them this morning.
It turns out he is what they use to roll the lawn.Submitted by: giorgiss
I woke up at 5am to harvest and re-plant my rice this morning.
By 5pm I should be ready to harvest it again.
By 6pm I think I will be about ready to kill myself.
Oh well, at least my cottons coming along nicely.Submitted by: giorgiss
'im suffering a mole problem,
he gives out confidential information to other gardeners'Submitted by: giorgiss
I have planted a Bay tree in my back garden.
I can't wait till it grows it's first window.Submitted by: giorgiss
The drought prevention wardens said they'd had an anonymous tip-off that I'd got a sprinkler.
I said yes, you would too if you had prostate cancer.Submitted by: giorgiss
I screwed up my nicotine patch today.
Added too much water to the soil.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm not really bothered about the hose pipe ban.
I was going to start jet washing my lawn from 30 meters away this summer anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to be a gardener.
But I lost the plot.Submitted by: giorgiss
