So if flowers have
both male and female parts, but
it's bees that actually do the
pollinating, does that make it
some kind of threesome?Submitted by: giorgiss
As I walked through the garden today I tripped and landed in the herb section. Surprisingly, I broke all of my ribs along with some fingers and both wrists. I guess I must have fallen on hard thymes.
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What has my daughter got in common with my garden?
The family dog is happy to bury his bone in either.Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought some seeds at the garden centre earlier today, and rushed back to plant them. The next morning, I found several Israeli children running around my yard.
It was to be expected, I suppose. The seeds I bought were Jew-nippers.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just letting you all know I'm in hospital. Don't panic, I just poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion.Turned out 2 be a daffodil bulb. Should be out by spring.
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What I don't know about gardening isn't worth growing.
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Nicki Minaj sings about a stupid hoe.
A bad gardener always blames their tools.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to a 'bush n garden' convention the other day ,
it was ridiculous I couldn't get a word in hedgeways .Submitted by: giorgiss
We were going to slab out the back, but the wife said sod it.
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My mate recently had a nasty accident with a lawnmower. They had to do a com-post mortem.
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