Sigmund Freuds 'Oedipus complex'.
Not so much a theory as an admission of guilt.Submitted by: giorgiss
You can tell a lot about a person from their favourite book.
Stealing their phone and reading their texts also works.Submitted by: giorgiss
Two psychologists are in bed, one says, "Well, it was great for you, but what was it like for me?"
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I was helping the behavioral scientist from next door, get his trailer on the drive.
"You're doing it all wrong," I said, "left is right and right is left."
I hate reversing a psychologist.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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One of my friends recently joined a study which focuses on the long term psychological effects of a hostile environment. Apparently, it's really good and he plans on signing me up for marriage counselling too.
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I used to like reverse psychology, but now I do.
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The death of Paul the Octopus will be inked all over the newspapers by tomorrow
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My girlfriend always says you can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he's wearing.
I always say you can tell a lot about a person by the simplistic means they use to make judgements about people.Submitted by: giorgiss
The monster broke through the surface of Loch Ness, looked around at the deserted countryside and thought "There's definitely something alive out there."
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