Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues
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I have pretty low self-esteem.
When my local nightclub held a 'school disco' fancy dress night, I went as the janitor.Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to wonder why I was getting nowhere in life; every step forward I made didn't seem to take me anywhere...
Then I realised I was on the descending escalator.Submitted by: giorgiss
I think i'm an expert in reverse psychology, but you don't have to agree.
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Everybody thinks I'm a fatalist.
Well they would, wouldn't they?Submitted by: giorgiss
I dont remember forgetting things.
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I just don't understand why only good looking, successful, happy people are buying my book on reverse psychology?
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A mate came back from the shrink and told me he has a fear of the unknown, 'whats that?' I asked
'I dunno' he replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife finally announced this morning that we were splitting up- she just couldn't handle my precognition any longer..
So I left last night.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes to the psychiatrist.
"Doctor, I've got a problem. I can look into future."
"Since when you deal with this problem?"
"Since next Wednesday."Submitted by: giorgiss
