I've nearly finished the pills the doctor gave me to stop me from being so greedy.
I want some more.Submitted by: giorgiss
Earlier today a fat girl said she was uncomfortable with her body,
I'd be uncomfortable too If I had to carry all that weight around.Submitted by: giorgiss
These anaemic people can really take a leaf from Iron Man's book..
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I absolutely REFUSE to swallow my pride.
The last thing I need in my diet right now is more empty caloriesSubmitted by: giorgiss
Started my diet this morning. Already lost 2 pounds.
The coin fell down the side of the car seat and my hands are too fat to squeeze down there.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a Leeds girl and an elephant?
Two stone.
How do you make them the same?
Give the elephant a sandbag.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate bet me a tenner I couldn't come up with a good Vegetarian joke...
I had a few, but gave him the money there and then.
They were all to Quorny...Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't know why girls are so touchy about saying how much they weigh, it's not going to stop people seeing how fat they are.
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I've just started at slimming world and it's brilliant, you're allowed 15 sins a day.
I've been doing gluttony and sloth today.Submitted by: giorgiss
On a whim I named my cat Hamburger Helper. The funny thing was it tasted like chicken.
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