2nd day of my diet. I've lost 7 pounds.
I'm gutted, I was gonna buy a kebab with that.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife's really found her feet with this new Weight Watchers' diet.
Submitted by: giorgiss
i got kicked out of fat fighters today.
apparently its not the British equivalent to sumo wrestling!Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to a bulimia meeting today.
I didn't want to mention lunch but they kept bringing it upSubmitted by: giorgiss
Had to think of a gravestone inscription for my wife. I think she would have approved..
"Finally found a diet that seemed to be working"Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm trying to drop two dress sizes for thr summer.
The wife's up to a 14 now!Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife has gone on a crash diet...
She dented the car so I knocked her teeth out.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was out on my first date with a girl from work and she asked "are you more of a cat or dog person"?
'As long as there's some tomato sauce I'll eat anything!' I replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
"So what do you do?" My new roommate asked me.
"I work with people who have let themselves go in life and to help them find their feet again." I said proudly.
"Oh, wow!" Said my new roommate. "That must be very rewarding work."
I shrugged. "Just an ordinary day at Weight Watchers."Submitted by: giorgiss
Define irony ?
Small doors at McDonald's.Submitted by: giorgiss
