Since Christmas I have managed to lose 10 pounds.
I think a fiver a month to Weight Watchers is fair enough for their advice.Submitted by: giorgiss
My psychic girlfriend was a size 20 and sad.
But now she has lost weight to a size 12 and is a happy medium.Submitted by: giorgiss
Me: My fat wife is on a three week diet.
Mate: How much has she lost so far?
Me: Two weeks.Submitted by: giorgiss
These last few weeks, I've been eating healthily and getting a lot of exercise, so I'm going to need some serious retoxing.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Dieting sucks
A waist is a terrible thing to mindSubmitted by: giorgiss
