I won a tidy sum on the lottery and gave my homeless brother a new home.
It was the box from my new 65" TV.Submitted by: giorgiss
I won the Lottery last night.
I haven't told the wife yet, I can't use my phone on the plane.Submitted by: giorgiss
Can you believe it?
This guy wins 181m lottery on Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just two days later. Talk about luck!Submitted by: giorgiss
What's better than winning the lottery?
Winning it the day after your divorce comes through.Submitted by: giorgiss
Imagine winning 161 million in the lottery, you could buy anything you ever wanted.
Except a neck.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate said, "If I won 161 million on the lottery, I'd buy Greece for a laugh."
I said, "What would you spend the other 160 million on?"Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate asked me, "What's the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?"
I replied, "Collect the winnings."Submitted by: giorgiss
My son asked me if I would buy him a new bike.
I said: "Son, if you really want something in life you have to work for it."
Then I told him to be quiet because they were just about to announce the lottery numbersSubmitted by: giorgiss
They say there's more chance of dying on the way to place the lottery than actually winning.
That's why I always send my wife.
Win-Win.Submitted by: giorgiss
For the first time in ten years I didn't manage to make it to the newsagent to put my lottery numbers on yesterday, and would you believe it... saved myself a quid.
Submitted by: giorgiss
