There is a 1 in 2 chance of winning the lottery.
You either win it or you don't.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just won the national lottery, and Im gonna give my missus a ring...
From AustraliaSubmitted by: giorgiss
I've got 10 lines for tonights euro lottery!!
if i win I'm gonna snort the lot!!Submitted by: giorgiss
I won the lottery last week and now all the girls in my home town are all over me.
I'm not sure if I should have went public winning three numbers in Liverpool.Submitted by: giorgiss
Anyone else want to know the winning lotto numbers for tonight? I'm just aboutto call Australia and ask for them.
I can't believe no ones thought of doing this before.Submitted by: giorgiss
Oh my god! I won the Euromillions!
I think i'll use my winnings to buy a litre of unleaded....Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw Colin and Chris Weir celebrating their 161 million lottery win on 'News at Ten.'
I thought ''that's disgusting, all the starving people in Ethiopia could live off those two for a year.''
And the money would come in handy, too.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was watching the lottery in the pub & my mate pipes up "Hey, Bob, if you won the jackpot would you sort your family out?"
"Nah. I'd just pay some of the lads off the estate to do it for me"Submitted by: giorgiss
Seven people share 45,000,000 in Liverpool.
Still be thieving tomorrow.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: "One UK winner of 161 million Euromillions jackpot"
I think its my wife. I've just came through the door and I can hear her bouncing up and down on the bed screaming "Yes baby, yes!"Submitted by: giorgiss
