What's the difference between the Browns, Gordon and Derren.
One is an illusionist that through misdirection will have you believing one thing when in fact the other is true whilst giving vague and confusing explanations.
The other can predict the Lottery numbers.

Submitted by: giorgiss

My mate won a fortune on the lottery - spent the entire lot in a year at the local fish and chip shop,
just frittered it away..

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So the 113m euromillions jackpot winner wants to "remain anonymous"...
just as my wife buys a ferrari and files for divorce. weird....

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I couldn't be happier after the draw this evening.
Got 4 numbers on the thunderball.

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Pie News: Ginsters board members in fear of hostile takeover bid from the winners of Euro- millions

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I never got the chance to say goodbye to my wife and children.
I won the lottery and jumped straight on a plane to Vegas.

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To my darling. I was such a fool to leave you. I need you back in my life. I love you. PS Congrats on winning the Lotto.

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My Nigerian friend has recieved an email saying that hes won 165m in the English Lottery.

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So Derren Brown predicted the lottery tonight?
Big deal, I've predicted which numbers wont come up twice a week for 10 years!

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If I'd have picked 6 different numbers I would have won the lottery last night.
Couldn't believe it.

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