What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?
Toast is brown on both sides.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a dissolution and a solution?
A dissolution would be to throw a paki into a tank of acid.
A solution would be to throw them all into it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the difference between Katie Price and the Twin Towers?
Katie Price went down faster with more people inside her.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Hitler and Susan Boyle?
Hitler trimmed his moustache.Submitted by: giorgiss
I chastised a dinner guest because he expressed his wind after his meal, but he was unrepentant.
"I come from Saudi Arabia, and it is polite to do that to show one's appreciation of the food" he said.
That may be so, but I'm sure it's not polite to follow through all over your chair.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Elvis , and Rudolf Hess ?
Elvis didn't come to Scotland to singSubmitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between the a Royal Mail strike and Diana? A Royal Mail strike stops the post ... and a post stops Diana
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Whats the difference between a paedophile and a teacher?
Teachers get paid.Submitted by: giorgiss
First world stoner problem: Not being able to hear the TV over the sound of crisps being eaten.
Third world stoner problem: Nothing to get rid of cottenmouth.Submitted by: giorgiss
