Whats the difference between praying in a church and praying on the golf course?
You really mean it when youre on the golf course...Submitted by: giorgiss
The difference between being married and being single?
When you're single, it takes you two hours to get ready to go out.
When you're married, it takes you two hours to get ready to leave the pub.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love playin rock, paper, scissors with quadrapeligics; they always go for rock
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Does anyone know where Concentrate is? I've been drinking this lovely orange juice from there.
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Whats the difference between Susan Boyle and Susan Boyle's house?
Her house has been broken in.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Ronaldo and God?
God doesn't think he's Ronaldo..Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the difference between Maddie McCan and a Smart car?
You can't fit 3 blokes in a smart car.Submitted by: giorgiss
If someone says 'don't tell a soul' does that mean you can still tell gingers?
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What's the difference between Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein?
One's washed up at the bottom of the sea, the other's hanging out to dry.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.Submitted by: giorgiss
