What's the difference between Manchester City and Swine Flu?
At least Swine Flu is reaching Europe.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the difference between RAM and CPU....
You can't CPU a gibbon.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between an Ikea flat-pack wardrobe which is missing the adhesive, and an Ikea employee?
One is a glueless kit.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's those times you know what you're talking about, and then there's times when... you know.. when you.. well you know what I mean.
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Whats the difference between rob green and jade goody?
Jade goody could have saved that.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a woman and a towel?
On the towel you look for the dry places.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between an NFL quarterback and 19th century governments? Nothing. Black people are still being worked hard with a white guy taking all the credit.
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What weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers?
Your mum. It was a trick question.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Baby P?
Baby P had more hits before he died.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between the World Economy and Tommy Cooper ?
Everybody laughed when Tommy Cooper collapsedSubmitted by: giorgiss
