What's the difference between Wal-mart and Michael Jackson?
At Wal-mart, kids' clothing is only 10% off.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the difference between pinball and my wife?
Ive only cheated on pinball once.Submitted by: giorgiss
Depeche Mode singer Dave Gahan caused fury in Peru- by thanking the wrong country. After a concert in Lima, he shouted: "Thanks very much, Chile."
I know exactly how he feels. At the end of an after-dinner speaking gig last week, I said to the audience: "Ladies and gentlemen of Hull, goodnight." Turns out I was actually in Basra.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Father Christmas and the Citylink Delivery man?
One is a fictional character who doesn't actually deliver presents at Christmas and the other is Santa.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the difference between a catholic preist and Gary Glitter?
At least Gazza will use a condom.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the difference between lenny henry and Emile Heskey?
Lenny Henry has scored against the frenchSubmitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between my girlfriend and the Aussie cricket team?
My girlfriend's DEFINITELY gonna get spanked.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between you and your mum?
Your mum is trying to diet...Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a Dalek?
A Dalek has got an English accent.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between the new Swine Flu website and Sickipedia?
At least 5 people managed to access the Swine Flu website in the last 24 hours.Submitted by: giorgiss
