I've just seen a dead tramp floating down a river.
He was a lonely drifter.Submitted by: giorgiss
The BBC are to commission a new tv show about tramps on heroin. It's called Bins & Needles.
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Recently Ive been doing my bit to help stop the onslaught of global warming.
Not because I care about the environment; I just hate the homeless.Submitted by: giorgiss
My 5 year old came back from school today with a picture he had drawn of our family.
He obviously knows about our financial problems because we're all standing outside of our house.Submitted by: giorgiss
Where would you find a black Jewish tramp?
Stealing from the bargain bin.Submitted by: giorgiss
A homeless guy came up to me the other day, and he was asking me for money. I was about to give it to him, and then I thought, 'He's just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol.' And then I thought, 'That's what I'm gonna use it on. Who am I to judge the guy, really?'
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I only go for women who I know will be dirty in bed.
Generally, Big Issue sellers.Submitted by: giorgiss
There are thousands of starving homeless people on the streets of London, there are also thousands of unwanted stray pets on the streets of London.
Does it really take a genius to work out the solution?Submitted by: giorgiss
Where do you find a homeless women?
In the soup kitchenSubmitted by: giorgiss
Don't you just hate how over-reactive homeless people are. They make a big-issue about everything!
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