I saw in the news today that the Russian government has introduced a new program to deal with the problem of homeless people in the Moscow area.
They call it "winter".

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I set up a game of "Pick the hat" on the street yesterday.
A tramp came up and after I performed my little show I asked, "So, which hat?" He looked confused and just walked away.
I guess beggars can't be choosers.

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I'm surprised all the homeless people don't rob as much as they do. If they get away with it great, if not they end up inside. It's a win win situation.

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I saw a man huddled up in a shop doorway today, and he said, "Enough money for a cup of tea sir?"
"Yes, I have actually", I replied, feeling rather smug, as I walked on by.

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Tramps...when given 'change for a cuppa' why not put it towards a kettle and teabags. Its far more economical long term.

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I feel sorry for the people who sell the Big Issue, most of them have been trying to sell their last copy for the past 2 years.

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There's that old cliche of a Dad not having much faith in his son, but my Dad always inspired and encouraged me.
Like the time when he said to me 'Son, I want you to go far.'
He then handed me a train ticket to London, handed me my already-packed bags, and shut the door in my face.
What a guy.

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I asked a homeless guy where he was from.
He said,"I'm originally from just outside."

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When Moat shot himself apparently , he Roauled over.

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A report has found that homeless people are more likely to believe in God than non-homeless people.
That beggars belief.

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