I dropped my wallet earlier and a homeless man chased me down to give it back.
I was so amazed I took out all of my money and gave him a free wallet.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got stopped by a homeless guy today.
"Can you spare me something for a cup of tea?" he asked.
I gave him half my Twix.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do tramps do in this cold weather?
Die.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was waiting at a bus stop the other day and couldn't help wondering, "if I was a tramp, would I be home by now".
Submitted by: giorgiss
I said to a guy "I've had more women than you've had hot dinners".
I now realise tramps don't have a sense of humour.Submitted by: giorgiss
This bloke came up to me in the street today with his hand held out and said, "Fifty pence for a cup of tea mate."
I said, "Go on then, milk two sugars."Submitted by: giorgiss
Studies have proven that cats are smarter than dogs.
How many cats do you see sat by a homeless person?Submitted by: giorgiss
A tramp asked me for a pound yesterday. I asked him if he`d got change for a twenty.
Submitted by: giorgiss
We must all do our part in the battle to curtail the increasing problem of anti-social begging on our streets. We must make it clear we will not surrender our hard earned cash to these ubiquitous beggars. When I am asked for change in the street, I let them know in no uncertain terms they will not be receiving a penny from me by quickening my pace, looking at my shoes and mumbling "sorry, no".
Submitted by: giorgiss
Dogs are clever because they mark their territory with urine. They pee on it, they think it's theirs.
Imagine if people did that, the homeless would own everything.Submitted by: giorgiss
