When I see homeless people on the streets with their empty cups, I like to chip in.
It's certainly cheaper than crazy golf.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife wants a divorce because I keep making jokes about the homeless. She must be overreacting because it's not a big issue.
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Statistically, the homeless 8/10 dumpsters the other day.
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I've just walked up to a freezing tramp holding a Big Mac and a cup of coffee.
I asked, "Are you hungry mate?"
He smiled reservedly and answered, "Yes, I'm starving."
"Well I don't usually help your kind out," I said, "But, about 100 yards down there, you can probably find the gherkin I chucked from this burger."Submitted by: giorgiss
I just told my mate that I mugged a homeless guy.
He says I have big issues.Submitted by: giorgiss
They say 'there's no such thing as a free lunch'
I beg to differ, literally, I'm a tramp.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw two homeless people kissing the other day. I said, "get a room."
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I've just seen a guy lying on a bit of cardboard in a subway, playing a harmonica to earn some money.
It's nice to see not every one's out of work because of the recession.Submitted by: giorgiss
Solve the worlds problems, Make the Hungry eat the Homeless
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Overhead power Cables
Putting the amps into tramps.Submitted by: giorgiss
