While driving I had an accident with a magician. It wasn't my fault - he came out of nowhere.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Remember to stay away from warehouses at a full moon...
...they turn into houses...Submitted by: giorgiss
This latest David Blaine disappearing trick is awesome. Does anyone know when he's going to reappear? It must be like three years now?
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What's the difference between your brain and your grandmother, naked and bent over?
Your brain was in your head before you read this.Submitted by: giorgiss
Alcohol has magical powers. It can turn a settee into a bed.
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Black magic sacrifices
They really get my goatSubmitted by: giorgiss
My brother said out loud that I have an overly developed imagination, all of my family laughed. They won't be laughing when I set Ryan on them.
Ryan's my pet kraken.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife was furious when I quit my job to become a magician but I've now mastered the sawing a lady in half trick and will be doing my first show tonight.
Shame she won't be there but sometimes these things take a couple of tries to get it right.Submitted by: giorgiss
I really want Harry Potter's invisibility cloak so I can hang it over one of my arms and park in the disabled spots at ASDA.
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David Copperfield walks into a bar.
Or does he?Submitted by: giorgiss
