I was visiting Preston at the weekend,
and I saw an amazing street magician who made a seventh of the city disappear before my eyes.
He just waved his wand and....Hey presto.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call it when a race of people magically disappears?
Geniecide.Submitted by: giorgiss
Not happy whatsoever, not once in all the Harry Potter films did i see a ''dont try this at home'' message. Suddenly my daughter thinks shes found ''the bomb'' because shes married to ''the chosen one'' and to top it off hes ginger!!
suppose his mother Dianna was killed in a ''car crash''Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just started a business which is a rat and mouse washing service. It's going great...
All our customers are squeaky cleanSubmitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
Unfortunately the library was all out, so the librarian just offered him Twilight.Submitted by: giorgiss
Some people say I'm a god, others just think I'm a dog.
Depends which way you look at it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have no super powers. The only thing close to a super power I have is that i'm invisible to bartenders.
Submitted by: giorgiss
A mate of mine has been having a hard time recently, and has had to cut some of his staff off.
Gandalf's magic isn't what it used to be anymore.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ashes to Ashes.
Dust to Dust.
Worst...magician...ever.Submitted by: giorgiss
'...I never wanted to be a magician, but when my sister came home and said she was getting 100-a-trick, I thought, "It's magic for me!"
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