Looking into the reflection of two mirrors opposite each other, a surefire way of raping your own mind.
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A wizard turns into a bar.
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Fate.
The Lazy way of defining coincidence to morons.Submitted by: giorgiss
Watched Dynamo yesterday.
I love how he bottled every trick.Submitted by: giorgiss
My pet elk has vanished, one moment it was in the garden next moment vamoose
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Harry Houdini, David Blaine and many other famous magicians have, for centuries, been trying to perfect the magic art of 'disappearance'.
Now realising their fatal mistake, many magicians have received a new agent.
According to the newspapers, Kate McCann is thrilled with her new job.Submitted by: giorgiss
For my next magic trick,
I'll need a condom and a volunteerSubmitted by: giorgiss
My mate bought a Crystal Ball the other day
I don't get what he see's in itSubmitted by: giorgiss
I really hate the Tangle Fairy. That mythical creature who's domain is headphone cables, Christmas tree lights and hosepipes.
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Watched a magician live on tv last night, he done this trick where he made everyone in the rooms hands repel like magnets.
I thought it was brilliant, but the audiance looked a bit hesitant to applaud itSubmitted by: giorgiss
