I wish I hadn't arrested a magician last night.
The trouble started when I asked him to empty his pockets.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm like a Magician with women.
I pick a girl at random off the street, saw her in half, and then make her disappear....Submitted by: giorgiss
I should've read the instructions on Pandora's box before I opened it. But it was all Greek to me.
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Do wands come with spell checkers?
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What did the magician do when he got angry?
He pulled his hare out.Submitted by: giorgiss
Definition of an amateur magician; someone who can make anything disappear, except their virginity.
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My wife told me that i couldn't manage to be a full-time dad and a successful magician at the same time
Lets see what she says now i've turned my daughter into a womanSubmitted by: giorgiss
Two gypsy fortune-tellers meet on the street: "You're fine, how am I?"
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I plan on suing derren brown in the new few days after his latest trick.
My brother just can't get out of his wheelchair.Submitted by: giorgiss
I asked this loser street magician if he could tell me the way to the train station.
Now I'm totally lost.
To be fair, he's pretty good at misdirection.Submitted by: giorgiss
