When I moved into my new house one of my neighbours came round and asked if I wanted to sign up for the Neighbourhood Watch.
Obviously I refused, given my wife had only just bought me one for my birthday and I could look at it any time I wanted to.Submitted by: giorgiss
My neighbours called the cops on me again for playing the drums at 3 in the morning.
They should just buy me a set so I can practice in my own house.Submitted by: giorgiss
I thought I'd caught my neighbour spying on me with their binoculars last night.
It was just my reflection in their bedroom mirror though.Submitted by: giorgiss
Child: 'Mummy! Mummy! Are little birds made of metal?'
Mum: 'Of course not, dear. Why do you think that?'
Child: 'Daddy just said he'd like to screw the bird next door!'Submitted by: giorgiss
My neighbours listen to some amazing music, whether they like it or not.
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I think my new neighbours are really poor...
you should have heard the fuss they made when their 2 year old kid swallowed a 10 pence coin earlierSubmitted by: giorgiss
My internet went down yesterday.
I think my cheap neighbour forgot to pay the bill. how irresponsibleSubmitted by: giorgiss
My neighbours are so inconsiderate. They're out, and for the last 2hrs I've had to listen to the incessant beeping of their smoke detector.
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My neighbour from Prague, turned up uninvited at my party at home. He brought all his friends and family and my house ended up full of Czechs.
It took 3-5 working days to clear them.Submitted by: giorgiss
convince your neighbours that evolution is working backwards by not shaving for a week, walking to your car gradually more stooped each morning and wearing a monkey costume on the Friday.
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