I was going through my Sky+ planner, deleting some old films when I shouted to my wife "Shall we get rid of Jennifer's body?!"
Not a good idea when you have nosy neighbours...Submitted by: giorgiss
I was watching neighbours the other day...
And then they saw me.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've met this girl who, whenever she's around, makes me so happy.
She's called Sarah Tonin.Submitted by: giorgiss
My neighbour has built a ten foot wall to stop me perving on his daughter.
I can't get over it.Submitted by: giorgiss
My neighbour went ballistic when she caught me giving her the V's again.
Its safe to say our weekly scrabble games are probably over.Submitted by: giorgiss
When people ask me where I'm from, I always say ''a lovely little village in Hertfordshire, not far from Knebworth, called St Evenage.''
It sounds better than Stevenage.Submitted by: giorgiss
A salesperson called me.
"Are you interested in selling your house?"
"I'm interested in my neighbour selling his" I replied, so I booked him an appointment.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was walking past my next door neighbours when I noticed her house was on fire, so I stripped naked ran in there and tried kissing her.
I don't know what I was thinking, it was all in the heat of the moment.Submitted by: giorgiss
Who says old people aren't friendly?
Only today as I came home from work my 80 year old neighbour was waving at me with such enthusiasm
And she had a lovely open fire going in the living roomSubmitted by: giorgiss
I've been trying to get into the girl next door's knickers.
I'd managed to grab them off the line and get one leg through before her mum started banging on the window.Submitted by: giorgiss
