I walked out of my house this morning and saw two dogs humping.
I wish my neighbours would close their blinds.Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked up to my blind next door neighbour walking with his guard dog. I said, "Eh up Dave, their letting dogs in the pub now mate."
He said, "That's nice, you can take your missus out for a drink now then."Submitted by: giorgiss
Just had my next door neighbour knocking on my door when I was playing the guitar,he said" Excuse me mate we can't hear a thing next door" "not a problem" I replied, so I turned up my amp to number 8 .Should be able to hear it ok now .
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I've heard its good to write a song about the person closest to you.. So the next one will be about my neighbour
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I have a feeling our neighbors are inbred. I asked the daughter out on a date & her dad came out & said that she doesn't do long distance relationships.
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I've been learning to speak Urdu for a few weeks now.
It's not an easy language but now I can at least communicate with my neighbours.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw my neighbour Walking down the street the other day.
And thought to myself, what strange person would call their child that?Submitted by: giorgiss
My next door neighbours kid kicked his football into my garden again this afternoon, so I shot it with my air rifle.
I only got his leg, but that should be enough to stop him in future.Submitted by: giorgiss
Built a nine foot high wall around my garden, the neighbours can't get over it.
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