Men`s faults are many,
Women have only two:
Everything they say
And everthing they do.Submitted by: giorgiss
Red ring at night, Gately's delight.
Blue ring in morning, oedema warning.Submitted by: giorgiss
What is the is the point of learning poetic devices in school?
Take a similie for example - the chances of me ever using one after my school life is about as likely as a Ferret killing a Lion with a samurai sword...Submitted by: giorgiss
There was an old man from Limerick.
Who was completely unaware of the short but often humurous poetry that shares the same name as his hometown.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been watching you for ages,
when you're on the bus or walking.
But I know you've never noticed that
I've been arrested twice for stalking...Submitted by: giorgiss
Flowers are hated
By most blokes
Now stop with these poems
They aren't real jokes.Submitted by: giorgiss
Rose's are red,
Asphyxiation is blue,
My hands are round your throat, and I'm raping you.Submitted by: giorgiss
Roses are red!
Violets are red!
Call the police!
Someone's been killed in the florists!Submitted by: giorgiss
Roses are boring,
Violets are Bland,
You're spending Valentines,
At home with your hand.Submitted by: giorgiss
Roses are Red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And give me an Hour ...Submitted by: giorgiss
