Jokes in category: “poem”:

Our love will never become cold and hollow. Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
When you squeeze their head,
Babies are too.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have multiple personalities,
and I have it too

Submitted by: giorgiss

Rose's are red
Violet's are blue.
That's because Violet is locked in the cold cellar and Rose is up here with me for her turn.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Writing a break up Poem to some one. Need a line that rhymes with...."you forget to mention your trans-gender operation".

Submitted by: giorgiss

It seems to me that voting day
is when the old come out to play
for when I went to vote down there
the smell of cabbage filled the air

Submitted by: giorgiss

I'm a man from Norfolk called Grant
my gran is also my aunt
my sister's my mother
my uncles my brother
you try to explain it, I can't

Submitted by: giorgiss

Rose is Red
Violet's blue
I wouldn't come to our care home
If I were you

Submitted by: giorgiss

Yesterday, my wife
said she's leaving, because I
overuse haikus.

Submitted by: giorgiss

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
You're probably the gunman.

Submitted by: giorgiss