The Kraut stood on the railway line
The engine gave a squeal
The driver took an oily rag
And wiped him off the wheelSubmitted by: giorgiss
'Love is like a river, let it flow free.'
Love is like a river, usually someone with more money than you will be able to divert its course.Submitted by: giorgiss
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE...
Submitted by: giorgiss
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,
Gonzales had a little pig, and a pandemic did follow.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have nothing against poetry.
If it wasn't for poetry, Postman Pat would have a black and white dog.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've started dating Jason Orange's sister and am trying to impress her by writing her some poetry.
It's a lot trickier than I thought it would be.Submitted by: giorgiss
I cleared out my schedule
The weekend was freed
But the fishing was ruined
Forgot to bring weed.Submitted by: giorgiss
I had an accident, just the other day,
I had an accident, i wanted them to pay,
I had an accident, and this is what I said:
I said.......
.....ooh eeh ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla Bing bang,
ooh reg pooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bang bang!
At this point the officer insisted on a breathaliser test.Submitted by: giorgiss
roses are red violets are blue in soviet russia poem write you
Submitted by: giorgiss
Knock knock. Who's there? Hike.
Hike who? What is a haiku?
This is a haiku.Submitted by: giorgiss
