Mary, Mary quite contrary,
watched her garden thrive.
The cops found seed of a rather odd weed; Now she's doing three to fiveSubmitted by: giorgiss
Christmas is a holiday which i really hate.
Theres nothing about it to which i can relate.
So every December 25th
i kick off my shoes,
go down to the deli
and hang out with the jews..Submitted by: giorgiss
Mary had a little lamb. Seriously, thats the last time I go to a Sellafield nativity.
Submitted by: giorgiss
On Monday, Jimmy drove too fast and should have paid a fine.
On Tuesday, Jimmy parked upon a double yellow line.
On Wednesday, Jimmy drove through traffic lights while they were red,
On Thursday, Jimmy signalled left but then turned right instead.
On Friday, he drove up a street you only should drive down.
On Satuday, at 3 A.M., he blew his horn in town.
On Sunday, Jimmy washed his car and polished it with pride,
including the blue light on top and red stripes down each side.Submitted by: giorgiss
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got five fingers
And the middle one's for youSubmitted by: giorgiss
Our stock is too low to trade-off,
My friends are about to get laid off
And the future looks grim
For those ever so dim
To invest all their money with Madoff.Submitted by: giorgiss
Research shows that primary school teachers are telling nursery rhymes more often these days.
The children are said to be over the moon.Submitted by: giorgiss
