I refuse to donate to animal charities when I've seen their adverts on TV. If they can't turn a talking dog into a money making machine then they don't deserve my help.

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People say the West is decadent but Comic Relief showed us different. 100 can buy someone a basic shelter, so the 58million Comic Relief raised will buy some African warlord a huge palace!

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I want to bring awareness to the fact that disadvantaged children from all over the country are being exploited on camera as part of a large-scale moneymaking scheme. Ringleader "Pudsey Bear" is still at large.

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Watching Children In Need has made me feel really proud of my contribution.
Without me they wouldn't have had half of those stories about abused kids.

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After years of thinking it wasn't anything I should be concerned about, I have finally given in to my conscience and decided to sponsor a needy child in the Third World. She is eleven years old, white and lives in Bradford.

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Wonder if Madonna has placed her order yet on children in need

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An African child dies from starvation every three seconds.
On the plus side, that's less money I need to give to Children In Need next year.

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Some people in Africa walk eight miles every day, just to get away from Lenny Henry.

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Children in need.
The time of year UK houseflies get to see all their African relatives on tv.

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Wow Lenny, I havn't seen a black man look so good next to Cotton since my great grandfathers plantation.

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