An advert told me that some children have to walk in excess of 30 miles a day just to get clean water. The man at the end of the advert said that I could sponsor a child like Amita.
So I did.
I'm giving her 30p a mile.Submitted by: giorgiss
Is it just me or are children only in need once a year?
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Comic relief contradicts itself.
One minute they are telling us to do something funny for money,
the next, they are telling us to save black people.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate it when I'm watching TV and the program gets interupted by 30 seconds of a program being shown on another channel.
For example, I was watching Comic Relief the other night, but every so often a bit of Crimewatch kept appearing.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just 2 more Red Nose Days and we will finally have enough to buy Africa.
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Is it just me, or do you think that some of the Comic Relief money sent to Africa, should be spent on condoms and the morning after pill?
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You know you're going to be unemployed for life when you can't get a job as a volunteer at a Charity Shop
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Have you heard the latest Red Nose Day slogan?
Do something funny for money
I love charity, so i robbed a midget and pushed him down the stairsSubmitted by: giorgiss
Donate two pounds a month to the NSPCC or little Tommy won't be so lucky next time. I think it's terrible how a charity can resort to blackmail like that.
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Apparently for just 187 per year I can help make sure that 11 year old Anita doesn't have to walk 4 miles to get fresh water, cook, clean or look after her 5 younger brothers and I could give her a chance to be a child.
187?
That'll pay my water bill for a year.
Unlucky Anita.Submitted by: giorgiss
