Jokes in category: “charity”:

I've been doing a lot of overtime lately, earning plenty of extra cash, so last night, after seeing an advert with those starving African children with their bones sticking out & all the flies around their eyes, I thought I'd do the right thing
I sponsored a snow leopard

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I love having Sky+.
It means I can simply fast forward through all the annoying charity appeals.

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I don't know why we should give money to charity for Africans. They always seem to find enough money to get their heads shaved. When was the last time you saw one with long hair?

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I was watching the T.V last night when an advert came on asking for a three pound donation for African children.
I thought to myself, why are they asking for three pound a month
when they can obviously afford to have their teeth
professionally whitened?

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My little boy asked me last night if Pudsey Bear was a pirate.
Why? I asked. He said; well he has a patch over his eye and takes everyones money.

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Red Nose Day - A time to give your missus that one free punch without being questioned.

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This year's Comic Relief raised the most money in its history.
I didn't see Dawn French, so maybe they saved quite a bit on the backstage catering.

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Today I got stopped by 3 different charity collectors in the street. By the time I got to the 3rd one, I said to them, 'do you people think I'm MADE of excuses?'

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My mate was raising money for charity and told me he'd entered me in the 1500m.
I nearly ran a mile.

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I've been watching some of the Comic Relief tonight and it really me thinking...
Does anyone else find the appeal videos funnier than the sketches?

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