If we donate this money, we're not going to get these vuvuzelas again, are we?

Submitted by: giorgiss

I was watching comic relief last night and they said "no one in africa has a decent job"
but surely if a child dies every 15 seconds, undertakers must be rolling in it?

Submitted by: giorgiss

I don't know if i'll be tuning into comic relief tonight.
I watched it last year and thought those comedy sketches of Africa were a little in bad taste.

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I saw a charity appeal on tv asking you to send 2 a month to build wells in Africa. One chap in the video had a 5 year old Chelsea shirt on.
Glory hunter.

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Just to let you know, if anyone knocks on your door collecting money for Dr Barnado's it's a scam.
He died in 1905.

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I donated to charity yesterday...seems they prefer money to sperm though.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Cats and dogs will happily drink dirty water out of a puddle.
Yet when Africans do it, I have to donate 2 a month.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Lenny Henry started Comic Relief to help all those starving kids in Africa. Hey Lenny, here's a suggestion to gather more food for those kids. Stop feeding your fat wife!

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Isn't it ironic that Unicef have a dinner to raise money for starving Children?

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How has Walkers raised 1million pound for comic relief?
By half filling their bags of crisps.

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