This woman knocked at the door this morning collecting for charity.
"It's for homeless dwarfs," she explained, rattling her bucket, "we're building them a shelter in the town".
So I gave her some Lego.Submitted by: giorgiss
My manager told me that it was "dress down day" today, in light of Comic Relief.
So I pulled Susan's dress down.Submitted by: giorgiss
Say what you want about the Make a Wish foundation.
But they know how to work to a deadline.Submitted by: giorgiss
In the battle for high street supremacy, asda and tesco have bought a full row of shops between them to turn into supermarkets leaving a tiny gap between them only big enough for a charity shop.
Still,i suppose there`s room for scope.
Subnote:
Americans please note that scope is a shop where people take unwanted items for resale to help charity.
It is not a thing used for looking at british soldiers with.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been paying 2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year, I only missed 2 payments and they've just been round and broken my cats legs.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I just can't help but finance the local spastics society.
It's fund-a-mental to me.Submitted by: giorgiss
I work in an office with 14 women and I am the only guy
Tomorrow they have asked me to bake something for Comic Relief
Rohypnol drizzle cakes! mmmmmmm....Submitted by: giorgiss
You would have thought that after 28 years, some of these so called 'Children In Need' would have grown up by now.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Do something funny this red nose day? Then why'd they arrest me for raping a clown?
Submitted by: giorgiss
An actual message from my train yesterday.
"Beggars are operating on this train, please do NOT encourage these professional beggars, if you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity, failing that, give it to me!"Submitted by: giorgiss
