Facebook E-Mail: Same as the average e-mail except you can't remove Zuckerburg from the CC list and your e-mails are viewable by the world the day they decide to change the Facebook security options
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A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like, 'What's your favorite colour?'
A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like, 'What's your favorite colour person?'Submitted by: giorgiss
I got a message on my mobile about the future. It was predictive texting.
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My wife said " We don't seem to understand each other these days. Why can't we just get along?"
"A long what?" I asked.Submitted by: giorgiss
"I've finally learnt the art of throwing my voice", said my kettle.
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Got a text off Orange today saying "why not try orange wednesdays?"
Probably because its a Thursday.Submitted by: giorgiss
Dear, Chicken. I have no idea why everyone wants to know why you crossed the road, I'm not impressed.
Sincerely,
The cow that jumped over the moon.Submitted by: giorgiss
Cheryl Cole has been axed from The X Factor by Simon Cowel, because people couldn't understand her accent.
Shame we can't have Simon in charge of telephone banking in the UK?Submitted by: giorgiss
My inability to use emoticons correctly is really getting me down :)
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Never tell a woman that she is over-reacting.....
She'll only over-reactSubmitted by: giorgiss
