My mate rang me and asked "What are you up to?"
"Nothing much," I replied "I'm just sitting here in a lecture about mobile phone etiquette. So, how was your weekend, mate?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I just rang the halifax bank and got a message saying that due to adverse weather conditions they are short on staff and it may take longer than normal to answer my call. I didn't even know it could snow in India?
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I bought at Enigma machine off eBay last week.
I'm still trying to work the instructions out.Submitted by: giorgiss
Mobiles: A way to speak to yourself without anyone noticing.
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Created a group on facebook last year - the "Fear of commitment club"...
Can't figure out why its still got no members...Submitted by: giorgiss
Now I use facebook, I think that since I left school they must teach girls to use an 'x' instead of a full stop.
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Apple really aren't being very original with their technology.
There was the iPod, a revolutionary product that changes the world of music but all they've done since is whack a phone on it and make it bigger...
Maybe they should come up with a new iDeer.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been bombarded with dirty picture messages and kinky texts all morning.
It's all well and good, but this is my mums phone.Submitted by: giorgiss
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
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The other day I was browsing the forums!
Some one was excited about being able to Google their user name and it would bring up said name and Sickipedia jokes from them.
"Well," I thought, "I will give it a go."
So I Googled away and it took me straight to the obituaries - I hadn't realised I had that many jokes buried.Submitted by: giorgiss
