Jokes in category: “communication”:

I've recently started work as a mobile mechanic and drive around in a tow truck all day.
I don't know why I need a big truck, most of the time I just change the battery or wiggle the Sim card about.

Submitted by: giorgiss

A young lady went to a local psychic.
"Who would you like to contact, my dear?" The psychic asked.
"My mother," she replied.
"Wait there, I think I'm getting something. Yes, yes, she's here - your mother's spirit is here."
"Really?"
"Yes, it's your mother, she's here."
"Mother, is it really you?"
"Your mother says, 'Don't worry dear,' that she loves you and she wants you to get on with your life."
"Oh good," replied the young lady. "Can she hear me?"
"Yes, my child, your mother's spirit can hear you."
"Okay, Mum, just to let you know I have no change for a phone call, and I need you to know I won't be back for dinner as I'm staying over at Eric's, so see you some time tomorrow, love you."

Submitted by: giorgiss

What's all this fuss about 3D TV all of a sudden?
My TV's always been 3-dimensional.

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I've just spent 2 hours on the phone comforting my friend who got dumped and I think I've been really helpful.
But Vodafone's taken all the credit.

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"Apple iphone 4 users have trouble making calls"
Thats because they have no friends to ring

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I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

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I keep getting these annoying texts. You know the ones where they keep sending more and more of them. I finally had enough today and sent STOP to the offending number.
Didn't work though; just got a reply saying something about missing our wedding day.

Submitted by: giorgiss

My wife said she's leaving me because 'I'm not an effective communicator.'
I'll e-mail her about it tomorrow.

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All these Facebook statuses about X Factor are ridiculous, I cant believe how no one has commented on how Robson Green just caught his biggest catch yet on Extreme Fishing.

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I've decided that I want my children to have a traditional childhood, so I spent last Sunday showing my son how you could communicate at distances of up to half a mile using just two empty baked bean cans and a length of string.
I was having a brilliant time, until I got a text message from him to say that it was working.

Submitted by: giorgiss