I came out of Woolworths the other day and saw a scruffy bloke.He was playing the guitar and singing, "When I was young, seemed like life was so wonderful, a miracle, it was beautiful, magical."
I said, "That's Supertramp", he said, "Ah thanks very much".Submitted by: giorgiss
Saw a hobo walking down the street the other day wearing only one shoe.
"You alright mate?" I asked "Have you lost your shoe?"
He replied "No I found one..."Submitted by: giorgiss
Some smelly homeless loser stopped me in the street yesterday and asked " 'ave you got ten pence for a cup of tea guv?" so I said " yes here's twenty, get me one"
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At the tube station earlier I saw a homeless man sitting on the floor with a three legged dog next to a sign that read: "Help, I'm starving."
He can't be that hungry, he hasn't even finished his dog.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wonder where 90% of the homeless have THEIR accidents?
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My wife said she's leaving me because I act like a tramp.
I begged her not to go.Submitted by: giorgiss
There was a demonstration by homeless people in town today.
They were demanding change.Submitted by: giorgiss
A homeless guy knocked on my door last night:
"Excuse me, do you have any spare food?"
"Yeah, do you mind if it's yesterday's dinner?"
"Not at all."
"Come back tomorrow then."Submitted by: giorgiss
I was on a date with a bird I met outside the supermarket.
I confided, "I have to admit, I've spent a small amount of time inside."
"Oh my god!" she shrieked. "You've been to prison?"
I said, "No, I'm homeless."Submitted by: giorgiss
Homeless people. Lighten your load by not buying a dog.
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