How do you kill an African child?
Cancel the direct debit.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm going to sit in a bath of baked beans on Red Nose Day.
Not for money. Just a show of contempt at the starving.Submitted by: giorgiss
Tip for charity collectors:
Try standing outside Marks & Spencer and not Poundland.Submitted by: giorgiss
I didn't give to Comic Relief this time. I've already donated over 600 quid to deprived inner city ethnic minorities this year.
None of it voluntarily.Submitted by: giorgiss
Tired of busy city streets?
Simply wear a bright jacket with a charity name on the back and watch people swerve you.Submitted by: giorgiss
What smells of fish and sweat?
Race for Life.Submitted by: giorgiss
Lenny Henry: "I'm going to send these kids to a better place to stay."
Premier Inn?Submitted by: giorgiss
Following recent events, Haringey council has confirmed reports that they will not be helping Children In Need this year.
Submitted by: giorgiss
A quote from Sport Relief 2010: "Malaria is the biggest killer in Africa."
I think Robert Mugabe will have a thing or two to say about that.Submitted by: giorgiss
I took part in Comic Relief tonight.
I got a handjob off a clown.Submitted by: giorgiss
