I want to get a DVD from eBay.
I'm confused. Do I click 'Buy' or 'Watch this item'?
Surely I want to do both.

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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know

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To make Christmas Dinner a little more interesting, print off a few jokes from Sickipedia, and pop them in the crackers.

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Looking for a nipple on Youtube is like looking for a salad in America.

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I came across this on Wikipedia before.
'This limb disfigurement article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by
expanding it.'
Who said wikipedia has no sense of humour?

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It has been announced that Nigeria has 22,980,200 Internet users.
I've had emails from every single one.

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What do you get if you mix Barium, Neodymium, Tungsten, Silver, Oxygen, Nitrogen and Sulfur together?
A 'Periodic Table' joke about 'Ba, Nd, W, Ag, O, N, S'.

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There is a lot of things wrong with the world these days but we do have some things to be grateful for.
Like you can't post photographs on this site.

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You know you're sad when you find yourself hacking somebody's facebook so that you can invite yourself to their birthday party.

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If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.

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