Sometimes when my internet is down, I forget that the rest of my computer still works.
Submitted by: giorgiss
hypocrisy |hipkris|
noun ( pl. -sies)
the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behaviour does not conform; e.g. forming a website by changing the 'w' in 'Wikipedia' to an 's' and adding a 'c', then complaining about duplication, plagiarism and copyright theft.Submitted by: giorgiss
Our Sickipedia which art online,
shallow be thy name.
Thy sickos come,
thy will be done, at home as it is online.
Give us this day our daily library gag.
And forgive us our duplicates, as we forgive them that duplicate against us.
And lead us not into statistics,
but deliver us from burial.
For thine is the domain, the power tool, and the glory hole, for ever and ever. Amen.Submitted by: giorgiss
Well, after years of making sick jokes on the internet and Sickipedia about thalidomide and spastic kids, my wife went for an ultrasound today and the doctor's told us our baby has Down's Syndrome.
This must be God's way of providing me with more material.Submitted by: giorgiss
Do Carlsberg do servers by any chance?
Submitted by: giorgiss
Like most people on Sickipedia
I hate these constantly copied joke formats.Submitted by: giorgiss
Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.
After five, it ought to default to "Unstable"Submitted by: giorgiss
Johnny: hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Johnny: ********* see!
Sarah: twilight6
Sarah: doesnt look like stars to me
Johnny: *******
Johnny: thats what I see
Sarah: oh, really?
Johnny: Absolutely
Sarah: you can go twilight6 my twilight6-ing twilight6
Sarah: haha, does that look funny to you?
Johnny: lol, yes. See, when YOU type twilight6, it shows to us as *******
Sarah: thats neat, I didnt know msn did that
Johnny: yep, no matter how many times you type twilight6, it will show to us as *******
Sarah: awesome!
Sarah: wait, how do you know my pw?
Johnny: er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as twilight6 cause its your pw
Sarah: oh, ok.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just read this (genuinely) in the Mail on Sunday about Prince Harry's new fling:
'Harry is very funny and texts her jokes all the time from an internet site he's found'
Alright mate?Submitted by: giorgiss
Just saw this joke by swoosher7797
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My girlfriend isn't the brightest spark. I spent an hour explaining a legendary Sickipedia joke to her and she still didn't get it.
So I got 8 mates over and we really explained it to her.
Now she understands.
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You took her appendix out?Submitted by: giorgiss
