I wrote a 403 page essay about the internet.
There was another page but I can't find it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just copied and pasted the barcode on Google's homepage, cut it out and stuck it to a tin of beans in Asda.
Should have seen the look on the checkout girl's face when she tried to charge me 32 billion.Submitted by: giorgiss
People think the easiest way to success on Sickipedia is to think of a great joke that scores 1000 points.
I'm going to take the Poundland route, and post 1000 jokes that score 1 point.
Starting with this one.Submitted by: giorgiss
Jokes leaving the 'Newest Today' section are a bit like the kids around my area.
If they're under 10 there's a good chance you'll never see them again.Submitted by: giorgiss
How do you keep a fat stupid Yank occupied for hours?
Reveal the rest of this joke.Submitted by: giorgiss
Kids are so lucky today to have the internet.
I must have been about 23 before I saw my first picture of a woman sucking off a donkey!Submitted by: giorgiss
So, there's now an advert banner at the top of Sickipedia. What kind of business thinks "Yes, closet paedophiles and racists, theres the target market we need to focus on!"
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Here I am, at home on sickipedia instead of going to work.
Ironic, that an anagram of sickipedia is "paid sickie."Submitted by: giorgiss
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
Submitted by: giorgiss
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, sit in front of a computer. They go on a site called Sickipedia to look for jokes for next weeks Mock the Week.
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