"Find your ideal partner on Facebook!"
No thanks, I can safely say that one quality I am not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been kicked off my Internet dating site for lying.
Apparently 'local celebrity' can't be used as another term for 'known rapist'.Submitted by: giorgiss
The internet is a drug. You get on for 1 minute to check your mail, 4 hours later your pants are down by your ankles and you feel all awkward and lonely.
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A sure sign that I'm spending too much time on Sickipedia.
We went to the estate agents, looking for a new house.
The estate agent asked if we wanted a house with a cellar and I said, "We don't really need one, my wife can't have children!"Submitted by: giorgiss
So this isn't a website offering advice on how to cure common illness then?
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The Sickipedia home page is a lot like politics:
On the right you've got a load of juvenile, idiotic nonsense and on the left all you hear about is women, foreigners and disabled people.Submitted by: giorgiss
TOP GOOGLE UK SEARCHES 2009
1. Facebook
2. BBC
3. YouTube
4. Hotmail
5. Games
6. eBay
7. News
8. Google
9. Yahoo
10. Bebo
Surely I mustn't be the only one that realises something is missing off this list?!Submitted by: giorgiss
They're bringing out a new Barbie doll called "Internet Barbie", which is really a fat guy claiming to be a hot blonde.
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Thank God for Private Browsing. Now my wife doesnt have to find out my sick, disturbing secret;
That I play Runescape.Submitted by: giorgiss
A librarian knocked on my door and asked to borrow a book on irony.
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