The other day my six-year-old son said: "When I grow up, I want to get the highest score on Sickipedia."
I said: "You can't do both."Submitted by: giorgiss
Was just about to sign up to the Facebook group "Feed a child with a click" until I realised how similar "cl" and "d" looked.
Thought it sounded too good to be true.
Just goes to show how careful you have to be with these online deals.Submitted by: giorgiss
I asked my girlfriend if I could give her one, she said 'Sure, be my guest'.
So I gave her 0.2 instead.Submitted by: giorgiss
What percentage of users actually make it on to dealingwithdyslexia.org on their first attempt?
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I've deleted so much History on my computer it doesn't even know who the Romans were.
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I was asked by a Labour Party activist today how I intend to vote on May 6th.
I replied, "Well I'll be voting as normal, by looking through my favourites and giving a +1 to my favourite incest and paedophilia jokes."Submitted by: giorgiss
Why don't they just put a page full of jokes on 'the database latency too high' page.
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'I'm being fraped!' My girlfriend put on her Facebook status.
37 likes! I think myself very lucky she accidently pressed that f.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend thinks its wrong to laugh at the jokes on here, she often says it wouldn't be funny if it happened to you.
But, as I'm neither a 5 year old girl, dead baby or Jade Goody I find this pretty unlikely.Submitted by: giorgiss
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.
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