I went to this club looking for a little bit of skirt for the night, all was going well until Brown Owl appeared.
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Dear Ireland, I realise that we haven't been the best of neighbours over the years but did we really deserve 'Jedward'?! If you take them back and brick them up in an old house, i'll personally look into returning the northern bit of your country too you...... Cheers!
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Changing your profile picture to a cartoon character to prevent child abuse is like changing your picture to a treadmill to prevent obesity
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Parkour: Running away for show-offs
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The human hip, used for finding the exact location of the corner of a table.
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I've never watched a blu-ray film, but I'd like to know if it spends the first 10 minutes telling you why you should be watching a regular DVD instead?
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BBC News: The man who invented the CD has died, aged 81.
Must've been a nasty scratch.Submitted by: giorgiss
Computers give you the time to do all the things you wouldn't have to do without them.
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Three words every man dreads to hear from a women.
There's no bread.Submitted by: giorgiss
There you go "job seekers" the weekend is finally here, what are you going to do that's different from a weekday apart from not watch jeremy kyle and drink cider?
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